Warden: "Two - who are you Elizabeth Taylor?"
Me: "I wish! No you need to post one picture that is fabulous and then another one like this:
So the people who see me everyday will recognize me."
Warden: "Oh, ok. How about that photo of you chomping on a cigar at that wedding?'
Me: "Yes, that would be perfect!"
Warden: "I'll open with 'She was a dame'"