So I thought I would show you how I look a mere 12 years after giving birth.
Let me be clear. I'm not trying to body shame anyone. This is just what a lousy metabolism, an affinity for wine, a disaffinity for starving and regular workouts five days a week for 12 years will get you*!
*Individual results may vary. It is entirely possible, nay likely, that you will look a lot better.