Friday, March 27, 2015


I know that many of my readers are upset about the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction, I mean really WHO isn't?   I also know that there is a lot of speculation about who might replace him. WHO could possibly fill those shoes?  Well worry no more because I have your solution.  I hereby propose that we replace: 

Zayn Malik                                    


                                       Young Stalin! 

Uncanny isn't it?  Maybe Young Stalin can make up for all the pain of Old Stalin's war crimes through tender love songs?  Look for hits like:

"I'd go to my own gulag for you"
"Deportations aren't for hearts" 
"I'd commit mass murder for you if I still did stuff like that"

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