Post Baby Body

So I am totally inspired by Jeff Goldblum's wife who showed us what she looked like 8 DAYS after having her baby!  

So I thought I would show you how I look a mere 12 years after giving birth.  

 

Let me be clear. I'm not trying to body shame anyone.  This is just what a lousy metabolism, an affinity for wine, a disaffinity for starving and regular workouts five days a week for 12 years will get you*!  

*Individual results may vary. It is entirely possible, nay likely, that you will look a lot better.