Why I love him?

So I said to the Warden: "When I die you probably should post two photos of me."

Warden: "Two - who are you Elizabeth Taylor?"

Me: "I wish!  No you need to post one picture that is fabulous and then another one like this:

So the people who see me everyday will recognize me."

Warden: "Oh, ok. How about that photo of you chomping on a cigar at that wedding?'

Me: "Yes, that would be perfect!"

Warden: "I'll open with 'She was a dame'"