This is my new driver’s license photo. Not my best moment. I wasn't trying for full glamour shot but my friend Holly said I should go for Blue Steel however I think I just did perturbed, which was actually an accurate reflection of my mood. It
wasn’t really a big deal until I realized that if I’m accused of a crime this
is the photo that the media will likely get its hands on and I think it reads
pretty guilty. Here are a few of the
possible headlines to accompany this photo:
- Woman arrested for pooping in public pool.
- “You’ll have to pry these cats from my cold, dead hands!” cried animal hoarder.
- PTA Mom arrested for assault in carpool kerfluffle.
- Neighbors ‘Not surprised. Not surprised at all’ by shocking allegations.
- Woman found drunk in children’s tree house with no pants on.
- Middle-aged housewife who threatened children remains unapologetic: ‘I told them to stay off of my lawn!’
- Few clues about woman found unconscious in a local park with a collection of beanie babies and candy corn.
- Officers greeted by erratic topless woman wielding rolling pin.
- Mother of two may hold answers in case of missing hot dog truck.
- Loss of dignity “Not the worst thing that has ever happened to me”, says disgraced volunteer.
- “I could only afford one” - County woman gets single breast implant.
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