Hey US Weekly!! Could you try writing a less sexist article about The Bachelor? Like I know the program isn't exactly a bastion of feminist ideals but that doesn't mean you need to pile on. Please review my edits below - pay attention to the part where I made things into attributes about Vanessa that you spun as flaws.
Bachelor Nick Viall and Fiancee Vanessa Grimaldi Are
in Love, But Have a ‘Volatile’ Relationship Face
the Normal Challenges That Any Two Adults Who Are Essentially Strangers Living
Apart Would Face.
With The Bachelor,
happily ever after is the exception not the rule because two strangers, under unrealistic circumstances pledge to marry
each other and/or gain short-term fame. See: Chris Soules and Whitney
Bischoff, Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell, or any of the other 15 pairs
fools who split once the helicopters landed and
the hot tubs cooled. Season 21’s Nick Viall – who proposed to Vanessa Grimaldi
in a Finnish winter wonderland on the Monday, March 13, finale is determined to
avoid that fate get famous with or without
Vanessa, whichever is easier. “Nick
and Vanessa,” a Bachelor source ABC Producer
reveals in the new issue of US Weekly, “want to be in it for the long run. see how much they can make of this”
Easier said than done. Sources ABC producers say since the show wrapped in November,
the LA entrepreneur unemployed software salesman
from Wisconsin, 36, and the Montreal special-needs teacher, 29, have
grappled with everything from her jealousy reasonable
dislike for his man-whore nature to their future zip code. “We love each other are attracted to each other and are just kind of riding this
thing to see where it goes.” Grimalidi said on After the Final Rose The 60 Minute garbage post show that allows ABC to maximize
its ad revenue, “but
there have been days that have been difficult where I wonder what the hell I’ve gotten myself into.” US
breaks down the couple’s challenges.
They’re too Similar
“I’m a big personality self-focused,
loudmouth” Viall told US recently, “and I push back really want to be famous.” Ditto
(yeah, they used ‘ditto’ in an article SMH) Grimaldi, who chided
Viall called Nick on his total douchery after
Corinne Olympios transfixed him with her not-so-secret weapons (hint: there
are two – THEY MEAN BOOBS Y’ALL – She showed him
her boobs and let him touch them in front of everyone) “Vanessa is no
pushover a grown ass woman. She’s not
going to just do whatever he wants Who is acting
like a grown ass woman!” says the insider ABC Producer. “He’s attracted to that but it makes their
relationship volatile a two way street which is less
fun that having a girl who is like a puppy with boobs.”
Neither Wants to Move
No U-Haul then, eh? (Nod to Canada
because they all say ‘Eh’ there. See how international we are? We get it US,
wink emoji) Multiple sources Multiple ABC
Producers confirm Grimaldi will temporarily relocate to L.A. while Viall
shoots Dancing With the Stars People You May Have Seen on TV Before 24 this spring, but after that is
anyone’s guess she’ll go back to Canada if he doesn’t get a job.
Viall said on ATFR that they’re “leaning toward the US he doesn’t want to move
to Canada” but the second
source says , “They still don’t know Vanessa has no intention of just giving up the job she loves
and free health care for some 3 time Bachelor failure who cries more than John
Boehner”
Viall licked
whipped cream off Olympios’ chest. He called his chemistry with new
Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay “explosive.” (Eeewww) And he made out with runner-up Raven
Gates in the mud. Grimaldi has been among the 6 million or so viewers watching
Viall get physical each week, and “she’s having a hard time seeing
Nick romancing all these other women. As a smart, independent woman this logically makes her
question his sincerity and his motives.” Says the show source ABC producer (It was so tough, she
skipped watching the fantasy suite dates! nasty that she gave herself the full Silkwood and one of
those Guwynneth Paltrow vagina steam cleans after watching the fantasy date episodes.)
He Prioritizes His Career “Fame”
Viall said on
the special that Grimaldi is “incredibly knows she needs to appear supportive “ of his choice to compete
on DWTS. But now that he’s ready to rumba starting March 20, “that’s his main
focus. He hopes this will give him a shot at lasting fame a guest spot on
Access Hollywood.” Says the insider, who adds that the candid
Grimaldi won’t tolerate being a wallflower forever wait
forever for this Access Hollywood gig since software sales hasn’t been a real
job description since 2002.
“She’s not just going to be in his shadow. Support this nonsense
forever.”